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This a good one to try on people..Pass it on..
First ask..How many days of the week would you like to eat out?
Yes..0 does work mom!
Multiply that number by 2
Add 5 to this total
Then multiply this by 50..
If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758 to this total. If you have not had your birthday add 1757..
Subtract the year you were born from this.
The first number is the days of the week you want to eat out, the second two are your age.
This was my actual answer when my mom told me this.
7 days of the week..times 2=14..plus 5=19x50=950. I have not had my birthday so I add 1752=2302, I was born in 1942, so I subtract that = 760. Yes mom I want to eat out 7 days of the week and I hope you remember I am 60 years old!
Mom never, never, never eats out!
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