..Ha HA..
And these here IQ tests..jest were not meant for Rednecks..How about a question like..If Lester has 3 cars sittin on cinderblocks in his yard and buys two more cars. How many cinderblocks does Lester need?
..Short..Short..Story..
A very Short Redneck Story
A man turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks..do you want to hear a REDNECK story?
The guy says..Buddy..I'm 6 feet 220 pounds, I'm a Redneck. You see the guy on the other side of you?..That's Bubba SR, he's 236 pounds of solid muscle and he's a Redneck too..And the guy next to him?..He's a trucker who weighs 397 and he's a redneck..now do ya still wanna tell your REDNECK story?
The fella says NO..then I'd have to explain it THREEEE times!
You might be a
...
...REDNECK..
..if..
You were shooting pool when all your kids were born..
I will try to add more on to this page as I find them..thanks..
..7 Word Obituary..
A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word.
She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob died'."
Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries."
Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1983 Pick-up for sale.'"
..MONEY..MONEY..MONEY..MONEY..
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Southern town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.
He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he said.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and says.. Sure..Y'all want 3 sixes or 2 nines..??..
..Goin to College..
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said ' No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.' Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married to, a man from Richmond, VA named Clarence. Her father said ' I'll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from Richmond, you're marrying a By-God West Virginian boy.' So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad said ' Where is your sister?' They replied ' We were almost there Daddy and we came up on this overpass that had this sign that read 'Clarence 13'6'' so we turned around and got the devil out of there.'
..Redneck on the Jury..
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.
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