.. MAMAMAMAMA REDNECK'S ..
..big pumpkin..will it break the record..??..
..HALLOWEEN..
..July 4th..recipes..crafts..cards to send..Parades..pass this on..unlike most pages I pay for mine..no ads..pop-ups..thanks..
..Thanksgiving and some really good advise on fryin a turkey..
..Here we go agin..just could not resist a few more of these..keep on laffin....games..
..GETTIN HITCHED..??..
..bettter read dis first..
..GEE WHIZ....Another Scooter Pooter..
Please visit my other Redneck pages..home of 1700+ Redneck one liners..jokes and pictures..have a laff..
..Redneck measuring Tape..
..Rednecker's Hunting Dog..
..REDneCK Limo..
..Redneck Hottub..
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Ye Ole Redneck Fishin Hole..
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..God Bless You Tammy Faye..
..this is so busy you may have to try it 3-4 times before you get it..
...I have to tell this little story..at one time they had the I Ran Into Tammy at The Mall t-shirts that looked like they had make-up all over them..we were going to the mall and I put on tons of make-up and climbed into the back seat..when my daughter told her hubby to look at Tammy in the back seat he nearly ran off the road..it was funny as I hardly ever wore any make-up at all. For a long time they called me Marge Faye..
..You might be a REDNECK if..
..your wife graduated from The Tammy Faye School Of Charm..
..Your class voted Tammy Faye "Best Dressed"..
..HOWDY..!!..
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..RedNeck Driving..
A Jack Daniels bottle is not a gear shift.
..When you get stopped and the officer says he is going to write you a ticket don't tell him, "No thanks, I won't be staying for the drawing."
..When you get gas tell the worker to twist the rag three times..if he doesn't the service light will come on..
..And ReMEMBER..Cattle horns on the hood of your vehicle look like gunsights when possums are crossing the road..
..Never tell your wife that duct tape will fix the fan belt of her car.
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..Rednik Gingerbread House..
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..Sakes Alive..
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..Yaa..Hoo..
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Good ole Redneck Murcedes Benz..Let's hit the road..
***To my knowledge none of these pictures are copyrighted**if you have a copyright let me know and it will be removed..THANKS..Marjorie
