..more rednecks fer ye..

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....REDneck Doublewide doublewide.. ..

..Things Never Said By REDNECKS..

1. Do you think my gut is too big? 2. Honey, we don't need another dog. 3. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 4. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 5. I've got it all on the C drive 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.. 7. No more for me..I'm driven tonight...

GOoooOFIEST REDNECK CONTEST WINNER..

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think yer a redneck if..??..

If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse..

..Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife..

.:Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer..:

You picket your horses on your lawn so you won't have to mow it.

You're wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver's license pic.

:::You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds.

::::You save old kitchen appliances for target practice.

u can't take a bath in the winter 'cause the stream is frozen..

..DONT YA JUS LUV MAMA..??..
..11-03..