..most of these were sent by daughter Wendy..some I have seen before..but..there are actually some I have not..thanks..
yowza..yowza..yowza..
..ya might be a Redneck if ya use potted meat in your chicken cordon bleau..hahaha
..mmmmmm..
..mmmmmm..
..ya might live in a Redneck town if..Dollar General is biggr n Wal-Mart..
..redneck log cabin..
..ya might live in a Redneck town if..Dollar General is biggr n Wal-Mart..
..redneck log cabin..
..mmmmmm..
..ya might live in a Redneck town if..Dollar General is biggr n Wal-Mart..
..redneck log cabin..
..some good ole sentences..
Foreclose: If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.
Rectum: I had two Lexus coups, but my old lady rectum.
Disappointment: My parole officer told me that if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.
Israel: Alozono tried to sell me a Rolex watch. I said man this looks fake. He said what a joke that watch Israel.
Catacomb: Don King was at the fight the other night, somebody should get that catacomb.
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Seldom: Darnell gave me two tickets to the game, and I want to seldom.
Tripoli: My 'ol lady wanted a bra for her birthday but I couldn't find a Tripoli.
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Two rednecks are out walking in the woods. All of a sudden a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them..
..The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second guy says..what are you doing? He says I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it..
The second guy says..Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear...
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!
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..Redneck Police Car..
..Redneck Bus..
..More Redneck Campers..
...mmmmm
Acoustic: When I was 11 my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
Iraq: When we got to the pool hall I told my uncle you break Iraq.
Stain: My mother-in-law stopped by and I asked her do you plan on stain for dinner?
..the latest Redneck Mower..
..GUEST BEDROOMS..
..weather station..
..Dear Billy Bob,
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck. Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.
I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to her before 2:00 PM today. I'm sure gonna miss that truck. Had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever. If you need to get hold of me, I'll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place.
Take care, Bubba