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to Ma Ma Rednek's JOKE of a Page..home to 1700+ Redneck one liners..insults..pictures and jokes..enjoy..

MAMAR

..OKOKOK..ya'll been wantin a new up to date picture of Ma Ma and here it is..man oh man what a doll..ma ma done lost 80lbs since this picture was taken..

..ain't she cute..!!..

..Now dont let the looks fool ya..mama is cullage edukated..reely..

..whats a Redneck ya say..??..someone who likes fried..greasy foods..beer..gravy..sweet tea..and barbecue..

..big pumpkin..will it break the record..??..

..HALLOWEEN..

..HALLOWEEN..

..July 4th....July 4th..

..Turkey fryers...do and do nots..some good advise..

..turkerfry..

..at times this is so busy you can't get it..try 3-4 times..

..Tammy Faye..

you may be a Redneck if..

..yer wife graduated from The Tammy Faye School of Charm..

Your class voted Tammy Faye Baker Messner as "best Dressed"..

I have to tell this little story..at one time they had the Tammy Faye t-shirts..I ran in to Tammy at the Mall and it had makeup all over it..my daughter got me one..we were going to the mall and I put all sorts of makeup on and snuck out in the car..when my daughter told her hubby to turn around and see Tammy Faye in the back seat he almost ran off the road..it was funny as I never wore any makeup and they called me Marge Faye for a long time..

..REDneCK GAmes..

..games..

..what do a blond and a MeXiCan name their baby..Retardo..hahahahahahahah..

..whatta pig..

..pg..

..GETTIN HITCHED..??..

..bettter read dis first..

..hitched..

..Ma Ma Redneck say..cooking may not kill ya..but why take the chance..??..

..Possum..it's whuts fer dinner..

First of all let me say..I love Jeff Foxworthy..but I do not like it when we tell jokes told for years and people accuse you of stealin em from Foxworthy..they were just called hillbilly jokes..that's all..before I ever even heard of Foxworthy I had an application to be a North Carolinian. Sounds like he wrote it..so please no complaints.....thanks in all these years I've gotten none..!!..

..ya might be a Redneck ifn you think Condolezza Ricce is a Cajun side dish..

..this will probably be the end of the Redneck Jokes..I do not think there is much more I can find..it has been fun thanks..

..cinco de mayo..

..cinco..

..I do not see this on here..I just have too much to keep up with..but..it keeps me goin..Really..

..reds..

..Oh Dear weddin Season is upon us..

..how can you tell at an Alabama wedding which is the groom..??..

..whut ya should and shouldn't do..

..etiq..

..Rednecks at Church..

..RN..

..reddnnecks at de olympiks..

..oly..

..I do not think this one is already on here..!!..

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..redredred..

..rn..

..REdnick Picktures..

..the newest page..

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..rr5..

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...A young redneck came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young redneck answered, "Nope. I couldn't tell, but I did get his license plate number"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwww..

..The Dukes of Hazzard..

..DOH..

Rednecks Rule Because...

..Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
..Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for..
..A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos..

..A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair..
With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!

They can spit with absolute accuracy..
..Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home..

..Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal..
..Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

..Rednecks at Christmas..

.**..NECKS**

..grits.com..

..check youre Southern Redneck IQ..

..IQ..

..Redneck Ladies..r u one..??..I might be..

..rnlady..

Redneck School Zone..take the engineering test..se the homeskooolin picture..What do you call a bunch of tractors sittin outsida a Mc Donalds in Arkansas..??..

..zone..

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..are ye a YANKEE..??..

..Yankee..??..

yeeee gadsss..I may have put some of deze pages on here 2-3 timez..I donna know what Imma doin..

..Redneck Family Tree..

..tree..

..ya might be a REdneck if..

..your daddy passed out cigarettes the day you was born..
..your favorite fishing lure is TNT..

..a few very short Redneck stories..and a short, short obit..

..DRINK..

truckers..blondes..mixed jokes.. ..More Jokes.....

..Year puzzle...

...puzzle...

..ReDNeck JeeDDI..

here it is..what u been waitin fer.... Mississippi Homes on Wheels..

I know North Carolina can beat em both..

..Has a Redneck been at your computer?...

..BUMPER DUMPER

..REDNECKS part 2..

..REDNECKS part 3..

..Rednecks part 4..

..Rednecks part 6..

..Rednecks part 8..

..Rednecks 10..

...a Redneck momma's Letter..

..rnmama..

...Driver's Licence Application.....Driving..

..are u a Jedi Redneck..??..

..jedi..

Free advice for ...Yankees Moving SOuth...Come n get it..

..Advice for REDNECKS moving north.....ADVice..

..I hope I have not put this on here twice..the apartment next door is being painted and the fumes er gettin the best o me..

..letter froM college..

..WEDDING ETIQUETTE..

How to annoy a YANkee..Rednecks*&^!!

..REDNECK LUNCH..

..Chickens..

..BUBBA..

**NW...hi tech Rednecks...

Winders 98 Recall..

..win 98..

..Never..
things you'll never hear a REDNECK say..

..Medical Terms..

..Arkansas Redneck Motor Home..

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page created February 1998