..REDnECkS...
..please visit my other Redneck pages..home of..1700+ Redneck oneliners..jokes..pictures..all on the clean side..!!..thanks..mama ReDnick..
..Rednecks at Christmas..
..ya might be a Redneck Lady if..
..Your Purse Is A Toolbox
..yer negligee is in camofloudge..
You Pluck Your Eyebrows With A Pair Of Needle Nosed Pliers
you strain your tea with a fly swatter..
You Store Your Lipsticks In A Socket Wrench Box
You Use Duct Tape To Keep Your BRA In Place
Ketsup is the main ingrediant in your spaghetti sauce..
You carry a roll of duct tape in yer perse.
You Call Your Vanity "Your Work Bench"
..your fly swatter doubles as a spatula..
..you wear the same underwear as yer husband..(ya mean yer not supposed to..??..)
You Wear A Dress That's Strapless And A Bra That Ain't
You Wear Combat Boots With A MiniSkirt
You Wear Jeans With A Belt Buckle That's Bigger Than Your Fist
You Have A Ford F-150 Pick-Up Truck With A Gun Rack
A Dale Earnhardt License Plate Frame
And A Confederate Flag On The Tailgate Next To The Bumper Sticker That Says
"I Sell Avon Skin-So-Soft"
You Try To Wax Your Legs With Turtle Wax
You Wear Tube Tops With Your Mini Skirt....Because It Shows Off Your Harley-Davidson Tattoo
You Keep Spare Ammo In Your Bra
You Use A Pocketknife To Sharpen Your Lip And Eye Liners
You Keep A Spare Lipstick In Your Toolbox
Your Best Silver Necklace Is Made From Beer Can Pull-Tabs
You Use Paint Thinner To Remove Your Makeup
You Remove the hair on yer Legs With Duct Tape
..Rednecks..over 1700 Redneck one liners..jokes..and pictures..all on the clean side..
~~mw..april 2004~~