..Merry Christmas to All..

..2007..

..links checked 11-07..

please visit my Christmas page..recipes..cards to send..crafts..countdown to Christmas..

..Xmas..

..what happens under the mistletoe stays under the missletoe..

..REDNECKS AT CHRISTMAS..

..you might just be one if..

You spend more on your coon hunting dog than your family..

You save old appliances for Christmas presents..
You shop for gifts at garage sales..
You're serving your turkey on an old hubcap

You light fireworks during Christmas time

You shoot a turkey the day before Christmas

all yer silverware is plastic

you're splurging on the HUNGRY MAN turkey TV dinners

one of your presents is a black velvet painting.

..you go around wishing everyone a Happy Hanukkah..

your tree is still up in February

you leave pickled eggs and beer for Santa

the neighbors started a petition over yer lights

you purchase one present for your wife, sister

..You know you just might be getting tired of Christmas if..

..you've got red and green bags under your eyes..
..when the song sings out ..are you listening..you SCREAM..NO I'M NOT LISTENING..

..you're talking to your Christmas tree..
..you were busted for running through town with nothing on but mistletoe..

..you're serving reindeer pot pie..
..you've got eggnog coming out your ears..
..you've got tinsel rash..

..poem..

..you mighta be a redneck at Christmas if..

you spell out NASCAR with your lights

Santa refuses to let your kids sit on his lap

your Christmas tree has beef jerkey ornaments

you stand under the misletoe waiting for Granny and cousin Sue Ellen to come along

..you might be a Redneck at Christmas if..

You go shopping at the dollar store

You ask for a price check

you take down your Christmas tree in September, you put it back up in October

..your mama has ammo on her list

you shop at a truck stop

..you bought those lime green satin ornaments at the grocery store (really)

you have the talking tree, wreath, deer and singing lamposts

you have every Chia pet there is

..you spray paint saurkraut gold and hang it on your tree

You mis spell something with your Christmas lights.

You have used the same ribbon, boxes, bows for 5 years now

Redman sends you a card..

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..HO..HO..HO..

..Merry Christmas..

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..reds..