CONGRATULATIONS ..to all the....2006 graduates...
..send an e Graduation card....grads..
now...you just might be one if:
Charlie Daniels was your commencement speaker..
All jokes aside Charlie Daniels is from Wilmington, he did do the commencement speech at one of the local colleges a few years back. There was a lot of controversy about it. There was a good article in the paper about this, it disappeared.
You might be a graduating REDneCk if...
..your prom dress was knitted..
..your graduation ceremony included parking an 18 wheeler..
You’re serving Kool-Aid punch at your graduation party
The main dish is hog jowls and black-eyed peas
You’re the first in your family to graduate
You played banjo in your high school band
..You've ever driven a tractor to school.
You hate to leave your job at Mc Donalds
You were accepted at Clyde’s Vetinerary School
..More cards to send....cards..
You still can’t spell your own name
You brought your lunch to school in a minnow bucket
you missed high school graduation because your kids were sick
your class reunion is a keg party in the woods
Your family wiped out the suits and dress shirts at K-Mart
You’re going to Bubba Johns after graduation
You’re parents are driving you
You played banjo in your high school band...
Your diploma has the words "Trucking Institute" on it...
You’re greatly anticipating your first date
The fight song at your school was Dueling Banjos..
You love The Tractors and The Kentucky Headhunters
You had to sit in front with your mother on the way to the prom cause your girlfriend took up the whole back seat.........
Big LeRoy (Bubba) Johnson is going to be the guest speaker at graduation
Your school mascot is an armadillo