...Redneck Jedi's..
Two people e-mailed me these jokes the same day..so here goes..
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your land speeder..
More than half the Droids you own don't function
You build an outhouse over the Sarlac
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
You can describe the taste of an Ewok.
You think Han Solo should wear a flannel shirt, cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
You have learned that Pricess Lea was your sister, and you still think she's HOT!
Your R2D2 unit comes with a mini fridge that holds a 12 pack, a handy compartment for fishing tackle, and a can crusher under the left arm pit.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for the commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever switched your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock mode to use it as a barbecue grill.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You have fantasies about Princess Leia in Daisy Duke shorts.
The doors of your X-wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba de Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
If you've ever heard "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."
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