......A REDNECK LUNCH....

An Irishman, a Mexican and Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating their lunch, the Irishman says "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building". The Mexican opened his lunch box and hollers "Burritos again,! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too". The Redneck opens his lunch. "Bologna again, he says. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too".

Next day--the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps, the Mexican opens his, sees burritos, he jumps too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sure enough, a bologna sandwich, he jumps.

At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd know how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I would never have given it to him again". The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos or enchilidas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much".

Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch"!

..Southern Style Insults..

She's uglier n homemade soup.

He fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down..

The wheels are still turnin..but the hampsters dead..

Uglier than a lard bucket..yes there are lard buckets..

Well..knock me down an steal muh teeth..

Better n grits..