Why does a blonde throw water on her computer?
How do you recognize a blond at the airport?
Why does a blond have a see-through lunchbox?
Why does a blond have curtains on her PC?
What do you call a blond golfer with an IQ of 88???
How does a blonde get the snarles out of her hair?
What do you call a brunette in a ditch?
Where do blonds get their bras?
..Reelly Dum Blons..
..The Bar..
Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 days!!" About five minutes later, another blonde walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering department.
Finally, another blonde walkes in with what looks like a cardboard picture. She puts the picture in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others..
"51 days! 51 days!!
The BLOND IQ test....IQ..IQ..IQ..
How does a blond spell farm?
The Bar Tender starts to get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, "What on earth are you doing??" "Well," the blonde says, "everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
Why does a blond put her hands tightly over her ears???
..Dumb Blondes Cookin a Chicken..
"I baked this chicken for 3 days!. The instructions said, "Cook for 30 mins per pound". Well, I weigh 120 pounds!"
..Alligator Hunting..
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself a gator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Daggone it, this one ain't wearing any shoes either!"
..Knowing from some personal experiences it is hard to laugh at this joke..I did and it brought back some memories..
..Locked Car..
A blonde drives down the road. She notices she's running out of gas so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping the gas she notices she locked the keys in the car. She goes inside to pay, and asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.
She goes out and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring. The blond outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blond inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left... a little more to the right!!"
..Snow..
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work.
She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough, in a little while, a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite sometime had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted ..but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to K-mart next...
..ANSWERS..
To surf the NET
She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.
So she knows if she's coming or going to work.
To cover her windows..
A foursome.
with a rake
..someone who's told too many blond jokes
From Fisher Price
She's trying to hang on to a thought.
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