Try the test below. It should take 3 to 4 hours to complete if you are truly a natural blonde. If you were not born a blonde, you should complete it in a few minutes.
SO, ON TO THE BLONDE TEST !!! Write all of your answers down on a piece of paper. Do not cheat! Your very status as a sane member of the human race depends upon giving honest answers!
Don't panic if you have difficulty. Society does have help available for the true blonde. Read all of the questions first. READY..begin..
1) What is your name? Write it down..
2)If there was a rooster on top of a roof and it laid an egg, which way would it roll ?
3)The server at the butcher store is 5ft 10in tall, he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids - what does he weigh ?
4)What comes next in the following sequence ? O T T F F S S E N
5)How many "F"s are in the following phrase: FANNY FILINGER WAS OF THE IMPRESSION THAT EIGHTY-SIX YEARS OF HISTORY SHOW THAT SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE IN EVERY CASE OF FUTURE GENERATIONS.
6)Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
7)In Duncan's cottage, where the temperature was below freezing there was a newspaper, a fireplace, some kindling, and a kerosene lamp. What should he light first ?
8)What occurs once in every two minutes, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years ?
9)Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white " or "The yolk of the egg is white" ?
10)A man who wanted a drink walked into a bar. Before he could say a word, he fell unconscious...Why ?
11)An ice cream cone cost a dollar more than a peppermint. Together they cost $1.10. How much did each of them cost ?
12)How many birth days does the average man have ?
13)Is there a 4th of July in England ?
14)Some months have 31days, some have 30. How many have 28 ?
14)One word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly. What is it?
15)A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left ?
16)Is it legal in Tennessee for a man to marry his widow's sister ?
17)If you take two apples from three apples - what do you have ?
18)How many pairs of animals did Moses take on the Ark ?
19)What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it ?
20)How many cubic meters of dirt are there in a hole measuring 6.35 meters long, 2.97 meters wide, and 1.3 meter deep ?
22)What is the closest relation that your father's sister's sister-in-law could be to you ?
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ANSWERS..
1) Write down the word IT
2) It wouldn't roll... Roosters can't lay eggs !
3) He's a butcher... he weighs meat !
4) The next letter is T... standing for the #10.
5) The correct answer would be "8".
6) There is one more of them!
7) You would have lit a match first!
8) The letter M.
9) Neither... the yolk of an egg is yellow!
10) Because he walked into a bar!
11) The ice cream cost $1.05 and the peppermint cost 5 cents.
12) ONE...we can only be born on one day!
13) Why wouldn't they have a July 4th each year?
14) ALL of them!
14)incorrectly..!!..
15) 9
16) He can't marry anybody 'cos he's dead!
17) You have 2 apples!... you just took them didn't you?
18) NONE... Noah took them on the Ark!
19) the word "short".
20) NONE...it's a hole!
21)There was no question 21..confused?
22) Your Mother
Don't ya just love these..??..
How did you do? If you answered all questions right..good for you..you must be a pretty smart blond..can you help me with my homework?..if you only got 5 wrong that is still pretty good..I bet you can even put your shoes on the right feet..you have hope..10 wrong..mmmm..more than 10 wrong..avoid being left unattended..this must have been tiring..take a rest now..